Obama or McCain? Who’s the Best Candidate for Dogs?

I wanna know who is standing up for the dogs. What about protecting pet food coming from China? That was outrageous! Why wasn’t that talked about in the debates? Who cares about gas at the pump how about how gas effects prices or treats or rawhides at Petsmart or Petco? Those are the REAL issues the American dog public cares about. Do the candidates care about my vote? I’m just wondering if I should sell my shares of Petsmart and Petco stock monday and take the 15% cap gains taxes cause they may be the lowest they may ever be with Bush now or if the stock prices will skyrocket on Nov 5th…ah, the life of this capitalist dog…

Wall Street Going to the Dogs

Milk-Bone shameless self-promo and Christmas in July

Hi friends. Sorry for the delay in posting.

Fritz at fort Mason

Mom has had me going all over the place. The last few days I have been romping around to various parks- Ft. Mason near the Golden Gate bridge and Red Rock Park near the rental (the one with the high views.) Just yesterday we hit Ghirardelli Square. It was dangerous for me, I know! I tried to snag a lick of Mom’s carrot cake cupcake but no such luck. We did fall into an audition for the Milk-bone Moment Contest! There’s $100,000 for the winner. I really think I have a good shot at it. I really hammed it up for the photographer. I even tried to wink at him a few times. Mom’s worried the stardom and $100,000 winner check will go to my head but I disagree.  I will be very levelheaded with my winnings. Perhaps take my girlfriend Kiki to Maui first, then purchase a lifetime supply of pigs ears and bully sticks, then invest a little for my (and hopefully Kiki’s) retirement. I’m sure we’ll buy some cute condo near a lot of parks and just hang out and chase squirrels and birds all day. Ah, the life. Hopefully our condo building will have some poodles, labraoodles, and golden retrievers- we seem to all just get along well. Those breeds seem to be low-issue types.

Attention all bird dogs! Fort Funston has birds on steriods!

When Mom pulls on her tennis shoes ,it’s time to get jiggy with it. Bust-a-move.  Gotta think fast.  Visions of dogs, squirrels, birds and nasty garbage trash dance in my head. I gotta get out there  to get some material for tomorrow’s blog post.  I have less than 30 days to drink all the smells of San Francisco in. I must secure an invitation on the walk no matter the cost.

Fritz Writes From the Road

I just couldn’t resist. My very own blog. I had so much to say to my friends back home while I’m on the road. Its shameless I know but Mom offered and I couldn’t refuse.