Milk-Bone shameless self-promo and Christmas in July

Hi friends. Sorry for the delay in posting.

Fritz at fort Mason

Mom has had me going all over the place. The last few days I have been romping around to various parks- Ft. Mason near the Golden Gate bridge and Red Rock Park near the rental (the one with the high views.) Just yesterday we hit Ghirardelli Square. It was dangerous for me, I know! I tried to snag a lick of Mom’s carrot cake cupcake but no such luck. We did fall into an audition for the Milk-bone Moment Contest! There’s $100,000 for the winner. I really think I have a good shot at it. I really hammed it up for the photographer. I even tried to wink at him a few times. Mom’s worried the stardom and $100,000 winner check will go to my head but I disagree.  I will be very levelheaded with my winnings. Perhaps take my girlfriend Kiki to Maui first, then purchase a lifetime supply of pigs ears and bully sticks, then invest a little for my (and hopefully Kiki’s) retirement. I’m sure we’ll buy some cute condo near a lot of parks and just hang out and chase squirrels and birds all day. Ah, the life. Hopefully our condo building will have some poodles, labraoodles, and golden retrievers- we seem to all just get along well. Those breeds seem to be low-issue types.

Attention all bird dogs! Fort Funston has birds on steriods!

When Mom pulls on her tennis shoes ,it’s time to get jiggy with it. Bust-a-move.  Gotta think fast.  Visions of dogs, squirrels, birds and nasty garbage trash dance in my head. I gotta get out there  to get some material for tomorrow’s blog post.  I have less than 30 days to drink all the smells of San Francisco in. I must secure an invitation on the walk no matter the cost.

Fritz Writes From the Road

I just couldn’t resist. My very own blog. I had so much to say to my friends back home while I’m on the road. Its shameless I know but Mom offered and I couldn’t refuse.